The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.

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Do they allow loud laughs in Hawaii?

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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

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I used to be scared of speed bumps.

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Why do women have a difficult time working for the postal service?

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My friend Jack says he can communicate with vegetables.

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Momma always told me "you are what you eat!" So I started eating mushrooms every day.

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What does a white hat dropped into the Red Sea become?