Did you hear about the blind carpenter?
He picked up the hammer and saw
Initially I didn’t believe that my chiropractor was any good
But now I stand corrected
Your nose will never be 12 inches long
Because then it would be a foot
What did the computer say to the other after a 16 hour car ride?
"Damn that was a hard drive."
What’s the difference between in-laws & out-laws?
Outlaws are wanted
Why couldn't the chili practice archery?
He didn't Habanero