The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.

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I can’t believe that even after 15 years of the show ending, people are still making “Friends” references.

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My daughter was playing with my computer when she broke the R button and tried to eat it.

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After all these years, my wife still thinks I’m sexy.

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My wife and I were happy for 20 years

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Every morning I announce loudly to my family that I’m going jogging, but then don’t go.

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It’s a five minute walk from my house to the pub. It’s a 35 minute walk from the pub to my house.

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Do you know why you can't hear pterodactyls urinate?