What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?
Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.
I broke up with my girlfriend of 5 years because I found out she was a communist.
I should have known, there were red flags everywhere.
I play Chess regularly with my friend, but last time he suddenly said "let's make this interesting"
so we stopped and went home.