The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.

10

Did you hear about the blind carpenter?

11

Initially I didn’t believe that my chiropractor was any good

16

Your nose will never be 12 inches long

11

What did the computer say to the other after a 16 hour car ride?

25

What’s the difference between in-laws & out-laws?

12

Why couldn't the chili practice archery?

7

What kind of bird doesn’t know the words to their own song?