The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.

1

What kind of bird doesn’t know the words to their own song?

2

My dad used to hit me with cameras

2

What do you call a dead Magician?

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To all ya'll in Texas without tap water

9

I once debated a flat earther. He got so mad he stormed off saying he would walk to the edge of the earth to prove me wrong.

6

My wife thinks we should allow our pets to share our bed.... I finally gave in.

4

I recently bought 51% of a Vampire hunting company...