I can’t believe that even after 15 years of the show ending, people are still making “Friends” references.
No one told me life was gonna be this way.
My daughter was playing with my computer when she broke the R button and tried to eat it.
I guess she just craves anarchy.
After all these years, my wife still thinks I’m sexy.
Every time I walk by she says, “What an Ass.”
It’s a five minute walk from my house to the pub. It’s a 35 minute walk from the pub to my house.
The difference is staggering
Do you know why you can't hear pterodactyls urinate?
Because they are extinct.