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Two atoms were walking down the street. One turns to the other and says, "Oh, no! I think I'm an ion!" The other asks, "Are you sure?"
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Knock-knock! Who's there? Bumblebee. Bumblebee who?
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Why did the scientist go to the tanning salon?
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There was a big fire down at the circus.
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Yesterday a clown held the door open for me.
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Q: What's the worst thing about ancient history class?
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Student: Why are we dissecting mushrooms?
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A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6.A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"

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