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What did the big bucket say to the small bucket?
"You're looking a little pail!"
I'll never forget the last thing that Grandpa said before he kicked the bucket:
"Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"
Why did the library book go to the doctor?
It needed to be checked out. It had a bloated appendix.
I was going to buy a book about phobias,
but I was afraid it wouldn't help me.
What do you call a man with six fingers?
Four fingers short.
What do you call a pony with a soar throat?
A little hoarse.
My doctor said he's been practicing for 25 years.
I told him I'm not going back until he's ready to start doing it for real.
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