I keep asking iris why some people have dyslexia, but she won't answer.
Maybe my iPhone is just broken.
My wife asked me, “Are you sometimes surprised as to how little people change?”
I said, “Actually, the process is the same. Apart from their tiny clothes.”
My wife told me she is thinking about selling Egyptian rocks.
It sounds like a pyramid scheme to me.
What is the difference between an old bus station and a crab with a boob job?
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
I’m not good with conversations, so I practice talking to large rocks.
It helps me speak boulder.