Why are LGBT+ people poor comedians?
They can't say anything with a straight face
Did you hear about the toilet company that got shut down for being a monopoly?
They were number 1 and number 2 in the business.
People told me I'd never be good at poetry because I'm dyslexic
But so far I've made 3 jugs and a vase and they turned out lovely
Thank you, student loan, for helping me through college
I don't think I can ever repay you.
What do you call a nose with no body?
No body nose!
Did you hear about the deaf shepherd?
He gathered his flock and heard