My daughter texted me wondering why I was so happy all day.
I replied that it was my cake day, but she never reddit.
The day I turned 42, my daughter walked up to me and said "happy...", and started timing on her watch. After a long silence she said...
"...40 second birthday". I was so proud.
I will never understand why manslaughter is illegal.
Men should be able to laugh at whatever they want.