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What do lawyers wear to work everyday?
Their lawsuit.
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Next time your wife is angry, give her a towel as cape.
Then say : now you are super angry! She might laugh.. you might die.
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How many bones are in your hand?
About a handful
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My wife hates it when I mess with her red wine.
I added some fruit and orange juice—now she’s sangria than ever.
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I got my best friend a fridge for her birthday
I can’t wait to see her face light up when she opens it.
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Within minutes, the detective knew exactly what the murder weapon was.
It was a brief case.
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It’s probably not safe for me to be driving this car right now.
But hey, bad brakes have never stopped me before.
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When I was young, my dad used to tear up the last page of all my comic books and never told me why.
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