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Within minutes, the detective knew exactly what the murder weapon was.

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A buddy of mine named his dog “5 Miles” so he could tell people he walked 5 miles

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England doesn't have a kidney bank.

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My wife sent me a heartwarming text that read, “If you're sleeping, send me your dreams. If you're laughing, send me your smile. If you're eating, send me a bite. If you're drinking, send me a sip. If you're crying, send me your tears. I love you!”