The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?

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Why didn’t the astronaut come home to his wife?

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?

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Two cannibals are eating a clown.

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Why are cats bad storytellers?

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What did the pirate get on his report card?

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What’s red and bad for your teeth?