The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.

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I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger.

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They laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian.

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Major: “I didn’t see you at camouflage training this morning, Sergeant!”

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I needed a password eight characters long

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What do you call a fat psychic?

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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

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What do you call a person in a tree with a briefcase?