The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.

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I absolutely hate people who talk behind my back.

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I have a pencil that used to belong to William Shakespeare. He chewed it a lot.

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Jeff, a semi colon, and an Oxford comma walk into a bar.

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I was taught to never use the Oxford comma

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I've invented a sandal for one legged people...

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I met a beautiful cactus today, so I told it, " you're looking sharp today ". " I'm just a cactus " , it said.

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A drunk wakes up in jail, "Why am I here officer?". "For drinking." replies the cop.