The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.

0

Why did the cabbage win the race?

PREVIOUS JOKE NEXT JOKE

RELATED RIDDLES

0

My son told me, “The car manual says that I shouldn’t turn up the stereo to full volume.”

2

I can't find my 'Gone In 60 seconds' DVD.

0

My friend asked me if I wanted to hear a really good Batman impression, so I said go on then. He shouted, “NOT THE KRYPTONITE!” and I said, “That’s Superman…”