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I got my best friend a fridge for her birthday
I can’t wait to see her face light up when she opens it.
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My wife hates it when I mess with her red wine.
I added some fruit and orange juice—now she’s sangria than ever.
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How many bones are in your hand?
About a handful
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Next time your wife is angry, give her a towel as cape.
Then say : now you are super angry! She might laugh.. you might die.
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What do lawyers wear to work everyday?
Their lawsuit.
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My neighbor blamed my gravel for making him fall…
But it was his dumb asphalt…
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?
Carlos
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A skeleton walks into a bar
He asks for a glass of beer and a mop
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Irony.
The opposite of wrinkly.
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What's the difference between popcorn and pea soup?
You can pop corn but ya can't pea soup!
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What did fridge say when asked 'any hot drinks?'?
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