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My girlfriend says if we don’t get married soon, she’s gonna kill me.
...it’s a matter of wife or death.
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What kind of fish is made up of only two sodium atoms?
2 Na
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Why are Pokemon players considered naughty?
Because they always want a pikachu.
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I just swallowed a stack of Scrabble tiles by accident.
My next poop could spell disaster.
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What do you call a noodle that doesn’t drink?
Soba
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Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows?
They're making headlines!
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What animal makes buildings?
Boa constructor
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When I was young, my dad used to tear up the last page of all my comic books and never told me why.
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