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I used to eat watches and clocks for every meal, but I had to stop.
It was too time consuming.
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When my wife found me playing with my son’s train set, I was so embarrassed that I threw a bedsheet over it.
I think I managed to cover my tracks.
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Why can't a lactose intolerant dyslexic man keep a diary?
Because he's allergic.
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Just found out my uncle is addicted to viagra
My aunt has been taking it hard
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One impeachment is bad, but two impeachments.
That’s just unpresidented.
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People say that I am self-centred
But that's enough about them.
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My dad was an alcoholic who wanted to be a lawyer
He could never pass the bar.
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When I was young, my dad used to tear up the last page of all my comic books and never told me why.
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