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My can opener broke ...
Now it’s a can’t opener.
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I can't stop thinking about Bruce Willis movies. I guess old habits
Pulp fiction.
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A century ago, two brothers insisted that it was possible to fly ...
... and as you can see, they were Wright.
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I hate people who talk about me behind my back...
They discussed me.
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A psychotic criminal stole a train. He said the reason was the voices in the head told him to.
It was a locomotive.
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What smells like feet and tastes like fish?
Shoe-shi
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My father was born as a conjoined twin, but the doctors managed to separate them at work.
So, I have an uncle, once removed.
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When I was young, my dad used to tear up the last page of all my comic books and never told me why.
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