The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.

18

My wife asked me to put ketchup on the shopping list...

7

The school phoned me today and said, "Your son's has been telling lies. "

17

Why did the bullet end up losing his job?

6

Dad: what do you do when you are in the wrong seat?

12

My wife gave me an ultimatum. It was either her or my addiction to sweets.

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There's a snow storm warning for NY, including Wall Street.

4

My wife told me that my botanical garden was so expensive that it was preventing us from starting a family. She said I can either have a hobby...