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My wife told me that my botanical garden was so expensive that it was preventing us from starting a family. She said I can either have a hobby...

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My grandfather has a funny story he likes to tell people about how a long time ago he swallowed his wedding ring and then it came out 10 years later. I've heard him tell it many times over the years.

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