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What do you call a teenager who never grows up?
Constantine
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If you become seriously depressed, try drinking a gallon of water just before you go to bed.
That will give you a reason to get out of bed in the morning.
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Within minutes, the detectives figured out what the murder weapon was.
It was a brief case.
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Why do astronauts use linux?
because you can't open windows in space.
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What do you call two octopuses that look the same?
Itenticle.
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What do you call a funny jar of mayonnaise?
LMAYO
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I have been asking around what the lowest rank in the Army is, but no one would tell me.
Apparently it is private.
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When I was young, my dad used to tear up the last page of all my comic books and never told me why.
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