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Someone asked Donald J Trump what the "J" stands for
He said, "it stands for 'Genius'."
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As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden.
The plot thickens.
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Milk is also the fastest liquid on earth;
It's pasteurized before you even see it.
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I drank some food coloring
The doctor says I'm okay, but I'm dyeing inside
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I ordered two large fries
and instead they just gave me a whole bunch of tiny little ones. This is bullshit.
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In the battle of the mint - the spearmint attacked the soft mints - all they could yell was..
"Where are the reinforcemints"
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I like to crouch down, hug my knees and lean forward.
That's just how I roll.
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