The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.

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My neighbor told me he only sleeps standing up.

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Tequila may not fix your life.

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Why are burglars so sensitive?

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This morning I saw the milkman drinking a sip of milk before leaving it in front of my door.

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Why does the new iPhone 11 Max look like a stove top?

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A wise man once said “it’s better to say nothing at all”

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What do you call it when you go back for another helping of ice cream?