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At what temperature are babies born ?
Womb temperature
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My wife kicked me out because of my terrible Arnold Schwarzenegger impressions. But don't worry,
I'll return.
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If you spent all day in a well...
...your day would be well spent.
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What do you call a group of musical whales?
An orca-stra
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I bought a bunch of antique spears online, but they arrived without their spear heads.
I got shafted.
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My wife gave birth to our child today. Everything went well, the baby is healthy and I'm very happy
If you're here looking for a punchline, you probably won't find it. This was just about the delivery
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The weirdest summer job I have ever had was cleaning the monkey cages at our local zoo.
That shit was bananas.
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There are three signs of old age. The first is memory loss.
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