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My mom used to not vaccinate us
But then she gave it a shot
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I built an electric fence around my property yesterday.
My neighbor is dead against it.
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Can a ninja kill someone with a throwing star?
Shuriken.
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I just saw a cashier scan the eyes of a rude customer with her barcode reader.
The look on his face was priceless.
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A sheep dog says to the farmer, "I'm going to round up the sheep." The dog comes back with 50 sheep. The farmers says, "we only have 48 sheep."
The dog replies, "Yea, I told you I was going to round them up."
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I quit my job as a mailman when they handed me the first letter to deliver.
I looked at it and thought, “This isn’t for me.”
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I really want to buy one of the grocery checkout dividers
but the lady behind the counter keeps putting it back
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There are three signs of old age. The first is memory loss.
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