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I ran over 5 miles today
Like, what are the odds they were all named Miles? Crazy.
What did Beethoven become after he died?
I clean all my weapons with tree sap.
Some say I’m crazy, but I’m sticking to my guns.
My girlfriend asked if we could have an old movie night and watch “Gaslight”
I told her “we already watched that together, don’t you remember?”
What do you call James Bond taking a bath?
Most people get shocked when they find out..
I’m not their electrician.
Why don't vegans have sex?
Because beating meat is animal cruelty.
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