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My can opener broke ...
Now it’s a can’t opener.
I can't stop thinking about Bruce Willis movies. I guess old habits
A century ago, two brothers insisted that it was possible to fly ...
... and as you can see, they were Wright.
I hate people who talk about me behind my back...
They discussed me.
A psychotic criminal stole a train. He said the reason was the voices in the head told him to.
It was a locomotive.
What smells like feet and tastes like fish?
My father was born as a conjoined twin, but the doctors managed to separate them at work.
So, I have an uncle, once removed.
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I ate a kids meal at McDonald's today.
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