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The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.
My son said "Look! I'm a 3D printer!"
I told him to shut the toilet door when he poops.
Unfortunately, my obese parrot just died.
It is, however, a huge weight off my shoulders
My daughter was playing with my computer and she broke the R button and tried to eat it.
She craves anarchy.
Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit jokes...
...you need to let that mango
Why was six afraid of seven
Because seven was a well known six offender
Why is 6 afraid of 7? (The answer is not what you are thinking)
Not what you are thinking.
Rest in peace boiling water
You will be mist.
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Pride is what you feel when your kids net $100 from a garage sale.
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