The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.

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I got an email from Google Earth saying it can “read maps backwards” and I thought

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A psychotic criminal stole a train. He said the reason was the voices in the head told him to.

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I know loads of jokes about cash machines.

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My son told me, “Dad, I accidentally rubbed ketchup in my eyes, and now it burns.”