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My wife told me, “ Don’t get upset if someone calls you fat.”

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My wife asked me if she could have some peace and quiet while she tried to cook dinner.

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I once debated a flat earther. He got so mad he stormed off saying he would walk to the edge of the earth to prove me wrong.