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You know what really makes my day?
The rotation of the earth
My friend Ty came first in the Beijing marathon, but wasn’t awarded a gold medal.
The Chinese refuse to acknowledge Ty won.
Why don’t you hear psychiatrists when they go to the bathroom?
The p is silent.
What follows two eyes?
I’ve lost my scapegoat.
I have nobody to blame but myself.
I cannot eat shrimp, lobsters and clams that have been cooked by heated water vapor.
I have shellfish steamed issues.
What did 50Cent do when he got hungry?
Joke of the Day
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot.
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