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I have the heart of a lion...
And a life time ban from the Central Park Zoo
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Why are people with foot fetish losers?
Because they like to taste defeat.
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Why don’t blind people skydive?
It scares the hell out of their guide dogs.
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Watched a movie in 1440p for the first time yesterday.
It was my new year's resolution.
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Instead of 'Happy New Year' I said 'good year' to my wife.
I must be tired.
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Earlier I spotted an albino Dalmatian...
It was the least I could do for him.
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Do you wanna know why skeletons are so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin
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I asked my wife what she thought of my peeing skills, on a scale of 1-10...
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