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Four out of five people suffer from diarrhea.
Which means one enjoys it.
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it got stuck in a crack.
Doctor, I think I need glasses.
Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank.
Knock-knock! Who's there? Uphill. Uphill who?
Uphill would make me feel better.
My doctor told me to cut down on my sodium.
But I always take her advice with a grain of salt.
Why did the Muffin go to the doctor?
He was feeling crummy.
Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused novocaine during his root canal?
He wanted to transcend dental medication.
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