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What is the Devil's favorite spice?
If alcohol can damage your short term memory
Imagine the damage alcohol can do.
The salesman at the furniture store told me, “This sofa will seat 5 people without any problems.”
I said, “Where the hell am I going to find 5 people without any problems?”
I just killed a bunch of chickpeas...
It was a hummuside
What do you call a snake that works for the government?
A Civil Serpent.
I have sex daily
Edit: I have dyslexia*
I decided to sell my vacuum...
It was only collecting dust.
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