The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.

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My dad used to hit me with cameras

2

What do you call a dead Magician?

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To all ya'll in Texas without tap water

18

I once debated a flat earther. He got so mad he stormed off saying he would walk to the edge of the earth to prove me wrong.

12

My wife thinks we should allow our pets to share our bed.... I finally gave in.

10

I recently bought 51% of a Vampire hunting company...

2

Guys, I have been thinking about selling my Theremin.