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I have the heart of a lion...
And a life time ban from the Central Park Zoo
Why are people with foot fetish losers?
Because they like to taste defeat.
Why don’t blind people skydive?
It scares the hell out of their guide dogs.
Watched a movie in 1440p for the first time yesterday.
It was my new year's resolution.
Instead of 'Happy New Year' I said 'good year' to my wife.
I must be tired.
Earlier I spotted an albino Dalmatian...
It was the least I could do for him.
Do you wanna know why skeletons are so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin
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I asked my wife what she thought of my peeing skills, on a scale of 1-10...
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