The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.

1

Guys, I have been thinking about selling my Theremin.

16

My wife asked me to put ketchup on the shopping list...

4

The school phoned me today and said, "Your son's has been telling lies. "

11

Why did the bullet end up losing his job?

4

Dad: what do you do when you are in the wrong seat?

9

My wife gave me an ultimatum. It was either her or my addiction to sweets.

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There's a snow storm warning for NY, including Wall Street.