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A furniture store keeps calling me...
All I wanted was one night stand.
Somebody should market a beer called “Occasionally”.
So when asked, I can say, “I only drink occasionally”.
What type of people never get angry?
I gave up my seat to a blind person on the bus.
That’s how I lost my job as a bus driver.
I was on the toilet, angry, and late for work.
I thought, “I don’t have time for this shit.”
I farted in the Apple store, and everyone got mad.
It's not my fault that they didn't have Windows.
In memory of my Dad, here’s his favorite joke: Whats the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef.
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What did the duck say when it bought lipstick?
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