A vegan said to me, “People who sell meat are disgusting!”
I said, “People who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer.”
I just found out that “Aaarghh” is not a real word.
I can’t express how angry that makes me.
I remember asking my dad repeatedly what the acronym LGBTQ meant.
I never got a straight answer.
My dad always said, “ Find a girl with an embarrassing tattoo and try to convince her to marry you.”
“She knows how to make bad decisions and stick by them.”
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction.
So I packed up my stuff and right.