My wife is so negative. I remembered the car seat, the stroller, AND the diaper bag.
Yet all she can talk about is how I forgot the baby.
I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker.
But when I got home, all the signs were there.
My wife traumatically ripped the blankets off me last night.
But I will recover.
Asked My Date To Meet Me At The Gym, But She Never Showed Up...
Guess the two of us aren’t going to work out.