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My neighbor told me he only sleeps standing up.
But everyone knows he lies a lot.
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Tequila may not fix your life.
But it’s worth a shot.
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Why are burglars so sensitive?
Because they take things personally.
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This morning I saw the milkman drinking a sip of milk before leaving it in front of my door.
How dairy?!?!
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Why does the new iPhone 11 Max look like a stove top?
Because Tim cooks
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A wise man once said “it’s better to say nothing at all”
An even wiser man didn’t say that
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What do you call it when you go back for another helping of ice cream?
Secondairy.
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A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6.A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"
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