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I'm considering getting a job cleaning mirrors.
It's something I can see myself doing.
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I buy my guns from a guy who calls himself "T-Rex."
He's a small arms dealer.
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Interviewer: We're looking for someone who is responsible. Do you fit that criteria?
Candidate: Well, in my last job when the store caught fire, my boss said that I was responsible.
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What sound does a bouncing plane make?
Boeing boeing boeing...
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What do you call an erratic photographer?
A loose Canon!
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Customer: Why is this coffee so muddy?
Waitress: It was ground yesterday.
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A girl named Ruth quit working at our office.
I've been referring to the office as 'ruthless" since then.
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A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6.A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"
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