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Want to wake up with a smile on your face?
Go to sleep with a clothes hanger in your mouth.
How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?
1 or 2. 1...or 2?
Did you hear about the funeral for boiled water?
It was mist.
Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank his coffee before it was cool.
I saw an ad for burial plots and thought to myslef,
This is the last thing I need.
If you bury someone in the wrong place,
you've made a grave mistake.
What is Beethoven doing in his grave?
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Rocks don't get the respect they deserve.
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