The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.

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Whenever I go to a Apple Store, I feel like a three year old at a candy shop.

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What did one butt cheek say to the other?

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What do you call a polite man who builds bridges?

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I've developed a fear of negative numbers.

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I connot belive that bacteria would just come in my body without my permision

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When two people have sex it's called a two-some, when three people have sex it's a threesome

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I was never good at telling dad jokes