The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.

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Step 2: Brag that you walk 5 miles every day

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Step 1: Name your dog 5 miles.

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I dig, you dig, we dig, she dig, he dig, they dig.

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How did I get out of Iraq?

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I said to my son, "There's only one thing about Halloween that scares me."

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How do you know if a sniper likes you?

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My dad didn’t love me as a child, but I don’t really blame him.