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Dad, can you put my shoes on?
No, I don't think they'll fit me.
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Dad, did you get a haircut?
No, I got them all cut.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, no atmosphere.
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How does the ocean say hello?
It waves.
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I’m so good at sleeping…
I can do it with my eyes closed!
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My boss told me to have a good day,
so I went home!
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If you see a robbery at an Apple Store does that make you…
an iWitness?
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When I was young, my dad used to tear up the last page of all my comic books and never told me why.
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