The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.

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A sweater I bought was picking up static electricity, so I returned it to the store.

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I was driving with my dad when we passed a cemetery. My dad goes in a low, dark, creepy voice, "I know something about this cemetery that you don’t.” And I was like what is it? He continued, "The people living in this town can’t be buried here.” I was really confused so I asked why?

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How did Pavlov get such great hair?

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When I turned 16, my dad told me it was time to get a job. “When I was your age, my very first job I had I worked with over 500 people under me.”... “Wow!” I said. “Was it some big corporation?”

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Wife asked me why i don't take her anywhere.

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I got a job as a human cannonball.

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