The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.

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I got fired from my lawn maintenance job.

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My first day working as a pilot: looking down nervously what are all these buttons for?

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If cardboard had a favorite sport, what would it be?

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What happens when you don’t pay the priest for your exorcism?

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Why did Mr Ohm marry Mrs Ohm?

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My pet parrot Nico escaped yesterday and hasn't been seen since.

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What did the scientists say while freezing at absolute zero?