Riddles
Categories
Login
Submit
Type to search for Riddle here.
Jokes
Login
Submit Joke
The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.
1
Why don't developers carry guns?
They have troubleshooting.
REVEAL ANSWER
0
Last time when I was someone's type
I was donating blood.
REVEAL ANSWER
0
My daughter asked "What's a light year?"
I said: "It's a regular year but lower in calories".
REVEAL ANSWER
0
Puns leave me numb.
Mathematical puns leave me number.
REVEAL ANSWER
0
Which US president was the least guilty?
Lincoln, because he was in a cent
REVEAL ANSWER
0
What did a snowman say to another snowman?
Do you smell carrot?
REVEAL ANSWER
0
The other day my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally gave her a glue.
She's still not talking to me.
REVEAL ANSWER
‹
1
2
...
169
170
171
172
173
174
175
...
392
393
›
Search Jokes
Search
Joke of the Day
There are three signs of old age. The first is memory loss.
REVEAL ANSWER
Please Login
In order to upvote or downvote you have to login.
Login
Close