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Where does seaweed look to find a job?
In the "Kelp Wanted" section.
I lost five pounds last week,
but I found them in a fridge over the weekend.
The lord giveth, and the lord taketh
However the lord altho hath a lithp.
I saw my wife, slightly drunk, yelling at the TV: “Don’t go in there! Don’t go in the church, you moron!”
She is watching our wedding video again.
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Finally left my job at the circus where I was part of the human pyramid
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