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What do you call a walking stick that makes you walk faster?
My dad always said, “ Find a girl with an embarrassing tattoo and try to convince her to marry you.”
“She knows how to make bad decisions and stick by them.”
How do you steal a coat?
Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating?
Because they have no body to go with!
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