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Reporter: How do you motivate your employees to be so punctual?
Company owner: It's simple. I have 100 employees, and 99 free parking spaces outside. The other one costs $50 a day.
If you clean a vacuum cleaner
You become a vacuum cleaner
I don't mind going to work every day,
it's the sitting around for eight hours waiting to go home I can't stand.
Why is it so hard to solve a crime in Alabama?
Because everyone has the same DNA
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