Reporter: How do you motivate your employees to be so punctual?
Company owner: It's simple. I have 100 employees, and 99 free parking spaces outside. The other one costs $50 a day.
I know this awesome guy who created a perfect joke everyone still laughs at after 34 years.
Thanks for everything, dad.
I taught my daughter what the word bargain meant...
She said, “Thanks dad, that means a great deal.”