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I was rejected from the astronaut academy
I guess the sky is my limit
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The salesman at the furniture store told me, “This sofa will seat 5 people without any problems.”
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What do Kermit the Frog, John the Baptist and Vlad the Impaler have in common?
Same Middle Name
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