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Whenever my dad goes to get gas he says “regular please” and when the gas station attendant (we live in Oregon) asks “fill?” my dad replies

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What do you get when you cross the Atlantic on the Titanic?

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It’s called a stain because

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On his deathbed, my grandfather said, “Remember these two words. It’ll open a lot of doors for you in life.”