What did the undertaker say when he realized he'd buried the wrong coffin?
I've made a grave mistake
My wife sent me an article that says men's beards have more germs than dogs.
I approve. There are no dogs in my beard.
I got a job in a coffee shop. I feel like I can espresso myself there.
But don't make a mocha-ry of me. It's a little latte for that.