Riddles
Categories
Login
Submit
Type to search for Riddle here.
Jokes
Login
Submit Joke
The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.
0
What do you call a person who is happy on a Monday?
Retired!
REVEAL ANSWER
PREVIOUS JOKE
NEXT JOKE
RELATED RIDDLES
-1
I opened a gym geared towards lazy pessimists.
It didn't work out.
REVEAL ANSWER
1
Lying about my age is easier
now that I often forget what it is.
REVEAL ANSWER
1
Most people get shocked when they find out..
I’m not their electrician.
REVEAL ANSWER
Search Jokes
Search
Joke of the Day
Why don’t blind people skydive?
REVEAL ANSWER
Please Login
In order to upvote or downvote you have to login.
Login
Close
