The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.

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Today is a day to celebrate motherfuckers.

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My girlfriend poked me in the eyes...

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I have a friend who really loves to count.

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The waitress came over and saw my leftovers and asked, "do ya wanna box for that?"

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I got fired from my last job even though I always gave 100%.

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I try to tell everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes.

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A statistician stuck his head in an oven and his feet in a refrigerator