The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.

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Did I ever tell you I had a job smashing cans?

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Knock-knock! Who's there? Highway cop. Highway cop who?

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Did you know that name-dropping at work is the worst thing you can do?

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Rusty shows up late for work. The boss approaches him as he walks in. "You should've been here at 8:30!" he yells.

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What does a dentist get on his one-year work anniversary?

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"Sergeant! Sergeant! The troops are revolting!"

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There was a robbery at the Apple Store today.