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What does Dr. Jekyll do first thing every morning?
He wakes up.
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I used to work at a calendar factory,
but I got fired for taking a couple days off.
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What do you call a person who is happy on a Monday?
Retired!
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Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
For hispanic attacks
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Scientists record the sound of two helium atoms laughing.
HeHe
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My daughter got scared when she had her first period
I told her it was an ovary action.
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What are terminators called when they retire?
Exterminators
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There are three signs of old age. The first is memory loss.
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