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What's another name for an eyedropper?
A clumsy ophthalmologist.
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What did the tree do when the bank was closed?
It started its own branch.
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I got a job in a coffee shop. I feel like I can espresso myself there.
But don't make a mocha-ry of me. It's a little latte for that.
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A guy goes into a butcher shop and bets the butcher $50 that he couldn't reach the mean on the top shelf.
"No way," said the butcher. "The steaks are too high."
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Why was the mouse scared of becoming a doctor?
He knew he'd have to take the MCAT.
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I don't mind going to work every day,
it's the sitting around for eight hours waiting to go home I can't stand.
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A magician was driving down the street.
Then he turned into a driveway.
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There are three signs of old age. The first is memory loss.
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