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Pride is what you feel when your kids net $100 from a garage sale.
Panic is what you feel when you realize your car is missing.
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My wife always always skips a letter when she sings the alphabet.
And she never says Y.
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What did the hippie tell his friend who said he couldn't stay on his couch anymore?
"Namaste."
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Our family is like a fine cheese.
We get funkier with age.
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Dad: Sorry, but I only know how to make two dishes: meat loaf and apple pie.
Kid: Which one is this?
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What does a panda fry its bamboo in?
A pan, duh.
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What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
"Where's Popcorn?"
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Parallel lines have so much in common.
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