The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.

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Did you hear about the twins who got an apartment together?

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Dad: Why is your January report card so bad?

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My dog used to chase people on a scooter a lot.

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My wife said to me, 'If you won the lottery, would you still love me?'

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Did you hear about the marble statue that left her husband?

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I spent a lot of time, money, and effort childproofing my house

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Teenager's dad: Have her back by 8:15.